NI21 Still A Thing... apparently

In a shocking revelation that has shaken at least one MLA to his core it seems that collapsed Northern Ireland political party NI21 is still a thing apparently.

Most people's perception of an NI21 meeting.

The announcement came after the beleaguered leader of the party Basil McCrea MLA was seen spray painting "They haven't gone away you know" on the walls of an Ulster Unionist party office in Lisburn. Mr McCrea was unavailable for comment as he ran away.

An assistant to MrCrea also was unable to comment.

The party's only elected Councillor Johnny McCarthy was available for comment, "Well, yeah, NI21 is still about."

Former deputy leader to the party turned independent MLA John McCallister who left the party with the intent of damaging everyone ever associated with it has vowed to hunt and kill Johnny McCarthy so that his skull can become part of the permanent collection in his Newcastle office.

The McCallister Permanent Collection